How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
MOTD featuring my new black lipstick (NYX Macaron Lippies in Chambord)
ugggggghghghghgh I LOVE THIS LOOK SO MUCH OK
if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.
So, Orange is the New Black’s Lea Delaria is the kind of whitey I saw at Kara Walker’s latest installment and wanted to maim.
Completely missing the point (which wasn’t for her to get in the first place—she shout have went to see someone Manet paintings or some shit), and belittling the art because her white sensibilities told her to.
I should not be surprised.
And this is why I don’t like her
In any relationship, be it romantic or platonic, communication is key. If there’s no communication, the relationship dies. Also, if you’re mad at someone or having issues with someone, especially for something extremely petty, tell them, don’t keep it in or beat around the bush, and don’t avoid the person.
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
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