23rd July 2014

Photoset reblogged from When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people. with 296,482 notes

alliekitaguchi:

interrobangphan:

allthingshyper:

parenyzia:

okaybutihitanightfury:

touchyourblood:

A brief description using some familiar characters about how no one is ever, ever “asking for it”.

SO GOOD

THANK YOU

*REBLOGS SO HARD I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING*

I’ve reblogged this before and lost followers for it. So fuck you, I’m reblogging it again. 

Alice is seven. If you need to be told that she isn’t asking for it, seek psychological help immediately.”

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17th July 2014

Post reblogged from I've Got Just One Life (; with 253,403 notes

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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17th July 2014

Post reblogged from Mad-girl with 541,436 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

alibuttons:

whyiseveryonefalling:

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friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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I always fingered those things. :/

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22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from The Ring of FIRE with 103,743 notes

myvintagetrunkshow:

I NEED THIS SHIRT

myvintagetrunkshow:

I NEED THIS SHIRT

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13th May 2014

Post reblogged from Glitter-and-dykes with 205,877 notes

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

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11th May 2014

Post reblogged from .. with 152,905 notes

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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11th May 2014

Quote reblogged from .. with 167,413 notes

And even when you frustrate me, I still want you by my side.
— (via fuckinq)

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11th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from Silvain's Tumblr with 704 notes

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9th May 2014

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Fuck this.

I really don’t know why I even try hanging out with people anymore.

8th May 2014

Quote reblogged from Silvain's Tumblr with 54,884 notes

The joke isn’t that they’re cruel or bad at parenting or have any particular disdain for the world at large. They aren’t unkind to their neighbors or to the animals and their deeply devoted to their children and to each other.


The joke is that they’re happy.


The Addams Family is missing a lot of the typical sitcom tropes. There’s no mother-in-law jokes, no arguing over who’s supposed to fill what gender role, both Morticia and Gomez spend roughly equal amounts of time parenting the children and the most remarkable is the relationship between Morticia and Gomez. You see Morticia Addams and it really highlights how rare it is in family films and TV sitcoms to see a wife and mom character who isn’t like this “dissatisfied housewife always mad at my big dumb husband but I love him gonna stay with him because this is the world and he’s the best I can get and I am always right because wifes are the smart ones hey you can relate to this average American I guess”. Morticia and Gomez in contrast are usually working together you know rarely party A will keep something from party B but for the most part the form little schemes together as partners both are heads of the household and they almost never disrespect each other - remarkable in a genre where that’s usually the joke.

But the reason the Addams are happy is really beacause they exist outside of society’s expectations. Gomez is a man child who plays with his trains and that’s fine. Morticia fences with her husband and plays with weapons often and it doesn’t occur to them to care what other people think.

 Lindsay Ellis (via somebodysittingthereallthetime)

If you don’t think the Addams Family is the best possible aspiration for family life, I think you may wish to re-evaluate your long-term personal goals.

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Absolutely true.  They were the happiest couple on TV when I was a kid, and their kids were happy at home.

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